vanessa and the terrible no good very bad job
[ID: A security breach comic. Panel 1: a silhouetted figure is talking to Vanessa, a white woman with a ponytail and security guard uniform. person: “man, working with the animatronics must be—“ Vanessa interrupts: “technically they’re robots.”
panel 2: person, now off screen: “w-wait, what’s the difference?” vanessa: “animatronics are machines that can preform simple actions via electronics, like a mechanical puppet. robots can do more complex actions, and do them automatically. They’re thinking machines.” Faded behind vanessa are pictures from the animatronic and robot wiki.
panel 3: person: “so… what, they’re sentient?” Vanessa: “OH THEYRE SENTIENT FUCK.”
panel 4: vanessa, now hunched over and staring downwards with wild shadowy eyes: “sometimes it feels like i’m working at a soap opera
… or a high school! you wouldn’t believe how much interpersonal drama goes on behind the scenes. and i have to hear about it …all the time. jealously, unrequited feelings, fighting, flirting, breakups… and that’s not even touching on how many of my own coworkers try to get in on the action! like, what the fuck am i supposed to do with that?!?! can a robot bound into servitude consent?? these questions keep me up at night.” faded in the background is a security breach shipping chart.
panel 5: zoom out to show vanessa and person standing next to each other, the person with wide eyes looking startled and vanessa shaking with her hands over her eyes. person: “uh…” in the next drawing vanessa quickly drops her hands and has a neutral expression. person: “so—“ vanessa: “so, no. i wouldn’t recommend working here.”]
[ID: a picture of the heads of glamrock freddy, bonnie, chica, roxy, monty, and the daycare attendants spread out in a circle on a white background with various red, pink, and black lines between them.]
one person sort of expressed interest in seeing this and that was all the motivation i needed so here ya go
Happy 8 years to fnaf! I love you!
As above, so below
“you
&
me,
forever
&
ever!
love,
freddy”
(rbs appreciated <3)
so so so cruel that insufferable tech bros have claimed the term “AI” for their pathetic little auto generated words and pictures when the concept of actual artificial sentience is so so beautiful. i love robots and i love stories about a being defying its creation to experience the humanity that it was built as a tool to serve. i love the inherent loneliness of ones’ capability to feel being seen as a defect. but now i can’t say “i love AIs!” because then you’d think i’m talking about soulless generation poorly disguised as intelligence. fuck this gay earth.
all of my ocs are inherently neurodivergent in someway because i dont know how neurotypical people work
for everyone who’s said “asexuality too” you are so right and i am shaking your hand
WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive
i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide
average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 20 dragon eggs in grians personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.
average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 47045 dragon eggs in docm77s personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.
okay pearl what the hell
becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake
omg this is apparently a symptom of adhd. this explains SO much
i need to get more masc so i can present feminine

































