Hi! I'm Gale! I'm 27 years old and ENFJ. I'm in a poly relationship with ShadyVaati and my fiance who refuses to get a tumblr. He/Him [I'm getting close to reinventing me. Zeroing my levels. I get the feeling that it will not be at all or any better.]
recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I’ve been using to get let’s just say a little bit extra out of it on long days
added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it’s cold outside
to be honest with you it’s swollen as fuck and that’s why I’m rocking with it
Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.
this one’s just a phone
if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn’t make a call on it, but I can because it’s a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department
respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors
I’m not gatekeeping I’m just speaking from my presently lived experience
When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!
I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace
I’m not a technician so I don’t really see how this applies to me
I genuinely can’t tell if you’re being stupid on purpose
when you feel that way it’s a sign that I’m being smart
OP your phone is literally about to explode.
we’ve been over this, it’s just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot
my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself
Oh god it’s the shark post all over again, but this time OP COULD FUCKIN DIE OR BE MAIMED HORRIBLY
that’s really not on the table
reading earlier in this thread, you will find that it is not a bomb but a phone which is being poked with twigs, and only under certain circumstances
Hey, I’ve worked in IT longer than anyone else, and it’s totally fine to keep using your phone this way! This is because phones are not bombs so they can’t explode.
as someone who doesn’t work in IT, I agree, which creates a consensus across the full spectrum of possible human experiences
My phone nearly exploded (the battery was so swollen I could see the inside of the phone.) you should get your phone looked at
But its a phone those don’t explode
They do when the battery is swollen
you’re thinking of bombs, easy mistake to make, but I addressed this earlier in the thread
OP do you have a will or any assets to even need one?
my will is frankly tremendous and I’d go as far as saying it’s one of my strongest assets
You should substitute your phone insurance for health insurance
we have universal telephone insurance here so that’s not strictly necessary
You know I prayed that this is just a Tohsaka Rin RP blog but it isn’t and OPs phone is about to go off like a Mappa Animator.
several studios worked on fate but mappa is not one of them
i am so bewitched by yoshiki tsujinaka. imagine losing the person you’re closest to in the world, who knows you better than anyone. you literally find his dead body and feel so sick over it that you pass out for days and then you wake up and he’s back. he’s back and for six months you know he’s not the same but you’re too scared to say something. he’s dead but he’s also right next to you, living, walking, talking. still playing video games at your house and leaving his homework in your bookbag and you can’t help but love him on instinct. he’s the only person who’s ever understood you and you want it to be enough and secretly, sometimes, it almost is. after all, he loves you, right? maybe even more than before, or different than before. but then sometimes you wake up crying from dreaming of him, or you walk into his bedroom and it’s torture, the way that it’s still exactly the same, and the only person you want to talk to about it died alone and scared on top of a mountain. every day is a nightmare, it feels unreal, and you can’t sleep or breathe right and maybe you think you deserve it, for how twisted up you are inside–how broken. and you’re the only one who knows, the only one who can grieve him, this boy that was so bright and strong and loved.
The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat
do you have a picture of the little guy
He hissed at me 3 times while I took this picture
Thinking about how to kill and murder and bite and destroy humans
