ashstfu:

ashstfu:

everybody in the world hopes you have a good day! i asked them

punchesco:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

adampvrrish:

actresses have had to be fully nude in their sex scenes or at least have their tits and pussy out since the dawn of television so why does every man get to wear a prosthetic penis.. get your cock out now and apologize to women

jewish-harley-quinn:

jewish-harley-quinn:

BREAKFAST???

For reference,

ygzenm:

the real protagonist

wizardshark:

gayocats:

1163565318545

READY TO FIGHT. 116365318545 CIVILIANS DEAD

psychoticallytrans:

I think one of the most profound forms of love is “I’ll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I’ll try it.”

It’s a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay’s plasticity. It’s a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom’s favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It’s a girlfriend who says “Yes, I’ll go with you” and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It’s a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out “Wait, wait, I know we’re here for the exhibit, but I haven’t been here! Slow down!”

It’s being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.

gaycatastrophe:

zoethiahs-little-pillow-fort:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

This is true I think, everyone just has very normal and even-minded thoughts and opinions about transfeminine sexuality

No honestly I think it’s REALLY important that people see this. Literally the exact same post, sans trans people, and it didn’t get flagged.

@staff @support

hey remember how tumblr *just* had to settle with NYC’s human rights commission for discriminating against LGBTQ people in your implementation of the NSFW ban? We do.

Tumblr is settling with NYC’s human rights agency over alleged porn ban bias

The ban allegedly affected LGBTQ users disproportionately.

The Verge

luminousslime:

BOATEM PIKMIN

luminousslime:

BUTTERCUP DESIGN

based on their regular minecraft skin and typical color :D

I love character design ><

mimblex:

Berries - 3-color risograph print in teal, cranberry, sunflower

darkshrimpemotions:

agnosticblowjob:

budugu:

kitty-c4t:

@thehomohomosapiensapien 🤣

luminousslime:

TREASURE

ywraa:

I miss

bogleech:

escuerzoresucitado:

hello 🐙

This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I’ve heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we’re always putting on a puppet show.