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charlie-artlie:

charlie-artlie:

charlie-artlie:

A security breach comic. Panel 1: a silhouetted figure is talking to Vanessa, a white woman with a ponytail and security guard uniform. person: “man, working with the animatronics must be—“ Vanessa interrupts: “technically they’re robots.”ALT
panel 2: person, now off screen: “w-wait, what’s the difference?” vanessa: “animatronics are machines that can preform simple actions via electronics, like a mechanical puppet. robots can ‪do more complex actions, and do them automatically. They’re thinking machines..” Faded behind vanessa are pictures from the animatronic and robot wiki.‬ALT
‪panel 3: person: “‬so… what, they’re sentient?” Vanessa: “OH THEYRE SENTIENT FUCK.”ALT
panel 4: vanessa, now hunched over and staring downwards with wild shadowy eyes: “sometimes it feels like i’m working at a soap opera  … or a high school! you wouldn’t believe how much interpersonal drama goes on behind the scenes. and i have to hear about it …all the time. jealously,  unrequited feelings, fighting, flirting, breakups…  and that’s not even touching on how many of my own coworkers try to get in on the action! like, what the fuck am i supposed to do with that?!?! can a robot bound into servitude consent?? these questions keep me up at night.” faded in the background is a security breach shipping chart.ALT
panel 5: zoom out to show vanessa and person standing next to each other, the person with wide eyes looking startled and vanessa shaking with her hands over her eyes. person: “uh…” in the next drawing vanessa quickly drops her hands and has a neutral expression. person: “so—“ vanessa: “so, no. i wouldn’t recommend working here.”ALT

vanessa and the terrible no good very bad job

[ID: A security breach comic. Panel 1: a silhouetted figure is talking to Vanessa, a white woman with a ponytail and security guard uniform. person: “man, working with the animatronics must be—“ Vanessa interrupts: “technically they’re robots.”

panel 2: person, now off screen: “w-wait, what’s the difference?” vanessa: “animatronics are machines that can preform simple actions via electronics, like a mechanical puppet. robots can ‪do more complex actions, and do them automatically. They’re thinking machines.” Faded behind vanessa are pictures from the animatronic and robot wiki.‬

‪panel 3: person: “‬so… what, they’re sentient?” Vanessa: “OH THEYRE SENTIENT FUCK.”

panel 4: vanessa, now hunched over and staring downwards with wild shadowy eyes: “sometimes it feels like i’m working at a soap opera

… or a high school! you wouldn’t believe how much interpersonal drama goes on behind the scenes. and i have to hear about it …all the time. jealously, unrequited feelings, fighting, flirting, breakups… and that’s not even touching on how many of my own coworkers try to get in on the action! like, what the fuck am i supposed to do with that?!?! can a robot bound into servitude consent?? these questions keep me up at night.” faded in the background is a security breach shipping chart.

panel 5: zoom out to show vanessa and person standing next to each other, the person with wide eyes looking startled and vanessa shaking with her hands over her eyes. person: “uh…” in the next drawing vanessa quickly drops her hands and has a neutral expression. person: “so—“ vanessa: “so, no. i wouldn’t recommend working here.”]

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[ID: a picture of the heads of glamrock freddy, bonnie, chica, roxy, monty, and the daycare attendants spread out in a circle on a white background with various red, pink, and black lines between them.]

one person sort of expressed interest in seeing this and that was all the motivation i needed so here ya go

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dahlia3tears:

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Happy 8 years to fnaf! I love you!

popping-greenbean:

“you

all images in this post are digitally painted fanart of the five nights at freddy's franchise. this first one depicts fredbear and spring bonnie standing side by side under a single spotlight in a dark room. there are tables and chairs, balloons and streamers around the stage, resembling the location from the minigames of fnaf 4.ALT

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freddy and bonnie standing next to each other on the stage as they appear in fnaf 1, with bonnie on freddy's right side. bonnie watches, amused maybe, as freddy seems befuddled by a child's cap stuck in his mouth.ALT

me,

shadow freddy and shadow bonnie, walking side by side down a dark, foggy corridor, both their eyes glowing white. on the walls are the familiar checkered tiles of the pizzerias, as well as numerous pages taped up all over. artist's note: the pages are blank because i'm lazy but pretend its loreALT

forever

toy freddy and bonnie stand shoulder to shoulder on their stage as seen in fnaf 2 while singing and giving their best show. the banner behind them is cut out of frame, but it seems to be someone's birthday.ALT

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funtime freddy and bonbon in a dark room full of loose cables, similar to how they appear in sister location's breaker room. they both stare menacingly at the viewer with glowing eyes and slack jaws.ALT

ever!

rockstar freddy and bonnie giving another great show! bonnie, holding his guitar, leans in to where freddy is holding his microphone out between them, and the two are singing energetically. behind them is a deep red curtain, covered in glowing golden stars matching the ones on both their chests.ALT

love,

glamrock freddy clutching his microphone to his chest, standing in the hallway leading to the stage lift as seen in the security breach opening cutscene. he looks over his shoulder to his right side, almost as if expecting someone.ALT

freddy”

(rbs appreciated <3)

grainthief:

so so so cruel that insufferable tech bros have claimed the term “AI” for their pathetic little auto generated words and pictures when the concept of actual artificial sentience is so so beautiful. i love robots and i love stories about a being defying its creation to experience the humanity that it was built as a tool to serve. i love the inherent loneliness of ones’ capability to feel being seen as a defect. but now i can’t say “i love AIs!” because then you’d think i’m talking about soulless generation poorly disguised as intelligence. fuck this gay earth.

thedeafprophet:

thedeafprophet:

all of my ocs are inherently neurodivergent in someway because i dont know how neurotypical people work

for everyone who’s said “asexuality too” you are so right and i am shaking your hand

parkerthejester:

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

pansyfemme:

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

redstonedust:

redstonedust:

redstonedust:

average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 20 dragon eggs in grians personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.

average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 47045 dragon eggs in docm77s personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.

okay pearl what the hell

maamlet:

maamlet:

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

omg this is apparently a symptom of adhd. this explains SO much

killrockstar:

i need to get more masc so i can present feminine

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